HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process.
Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up.
When Lightning McQueen said 'Ka-Chow!', I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged.
